Tonight Carson said something brilliant (naturally) and I mentioned how smart I think he is.
His reply?
"Yep. I'm Kmart Smart."
Wha--???
His continuation answered my confusion:
"I'm so smart I saw that on T.V."
I want to order this gentleman's DVD and show it to my young women.
And my kids. And my husband.
And pretty much anyone else who will watch it with me.