"Customer: I want a better car than the one I have now.
Car Salesman/Obama: You need this school bus over here.
Customer: That isn't what I really want.
Obama: Oh yes, it is.
Customer: Why would I want that?
Obama: Well, it is what the experts from NADA, AARP, and motor trend say you SHOULD be driving.
Customer: Won't it be more expensive than what I have now?
Obama: Yes, but you do not have to pay the difference.
Customer: Who does?
Obama: Your grandchildren.
Customer: How much will my grandchildren have to pay?
Obama: Who put you up to asking that question?
Customer: Nobody but I have a question about efficiency and safety.
Obama: The worst thing you can do is keep your status quo car - if you do not act now, you will be stuck with that.
Customer: You aren't answering my questions.
Obama: Let me be clear, this bus is not trojan horse and it will not kill anyone and you will not go over your budget buying it - I won't let that happen.
Customer: Can't I just fix up my old car?
Obama: Your old car cannot be fixed without buying this bus.
Customer: Are you nuts?
Obama: We can't keep listening to the naysayers and the mechanic's union who must have put you up to this - your attitude is fishy and unAmerican.
Customer: Didn't you used to advocate asking questions of salesmen?
Obama: Yes, but that was when I didn't have this job - now that I have this job, you should just listen to me - now let's talk some more about this bus you need.
Customer: Can I at least see the warranty or the owner's manual or price tag?
Obama: Those have not been written yet and let me repeat, buying this bus will not cause you to need a bigger bus later - trust me.
That's about how this has been. Obama is NOTHING MORE THAN a salesman who is trying to get his foot in YOUR door on health care - do not let him because once he is in he will invite his controlling friends and none of them will ever leave - NO MATTER HOW CHARMING HE IS, IT IS A BAD IDEA TO LET HIM GET HIS FOOT IN THE DOOR."
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