top 5 reasons why Costco is evil:

5. Artichoke Jalapeno Cheese Dip

4. The cute black metal two-seater

patio bench for only $40

(can you believe it?!)

that I've been eyeballing for two

springtimes in a row now.

3. The TRIPLE-DVD set of all the

Anne Of Green Gables

movies for only $50!!! So cheap and yet

just enough coin it's considered a splurge!

2. breathtaking Floral Bouquets

that are difficult to walk by without thinking,

"for just $9 I could have a beautiful

centerpiece on my kitchen counter for the week!"

And the #1 Reason...

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Their Chocolate Tuxedo Cake!!!