a sign your kids watch too much t.v.

a conversation overheard at the breakfast table:

Wyatt: "Halle! Guess what? That show we wanted to watch is on tonight!"
Halle: "How do you know?"
Wyatt: "Because I was watching cartoons upstairs and saw a commercial for it. On the commercial I read the word 'tonight'!"
Halle: "Awesome! What time is it on?"
Wyatt: "Eight, Seven-Central."
Halle: "Awesome!"

Only a true T.V. junkie quotes time in time-zones.

overheard this morning at the breakfast table...

Wyatt: "When I grow up I'm going to be a daddy. And I'm going to marry a mommy."

Halle: takes a bite of Fruity Pebbles and nods in agreement

Wyatt: "Do you want to be the mommy, Halle?"

Halle: "We can't get married, Wyatt. Daddies have to marry someone that they meet while they are going on a walk. Or something like that."

Wyatt: "Oh. I love going on walks."