Is there a level on the I.Q. test called "Kmart Smart"?

Tonight Carson said something brilliant (naturally) and I mentioned how smart I think he is.

His reply?

"Yep. I'm Kmart Smart."

Wha--???

His continuation answered my confusion:

"I'm so smart I saw that on T.V."

latest guilty pleasure...

I love this show on A&E, "Kirstie Alley's Big Life". Let it be known I am NOT a reality TV fan, but I have to admit how much I chuckle watching this show. It's honest, it's funny, it's real, and I so can relate to her emotional-eating issues.

trash-talk.

What was Wyatt repeating over and over tonight?

"DON'T GET MAD,

GET GLAD!!!"

Again...too much T.V.???

a sign your kids watch too much t.v.

a conversation overheard at the breakfast table:

Wyatt: "Halle! Guess what? That show we wanted to watch is on tonight!"
Halle: "How do you know?"
Wyatt: "Because I was watching cartoons upstairs and saw a commercial for it. On the commercial I read the word 'tonight'!"
Halle: "Awesome! What time is it on?"
Wyatt: "Eight, Seven-Central."
Halle: "Awesome!"

Only a true T.V. junkie quotes time in time-zones.