Why do donuts have holes?.
Apparently because I've eaten all the middles.
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Tonight I may or may not have eaten all but four of the bag of donut holes I may or may not have purchased "for the family". I may or may not tell you how many were in the bag originally.
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More than 17 and less than 19.
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After yet another stressful and futile court date with our water softener company ASS-pen Water (sorry. yes, sometimes I have a potty-mouth), I was on my way home from the Justice Center and had to go to Dick's Market for some last-minute items I needed for tomorrow night's New Beginnings (Young Women stuff). I decided I was hungry and grumpy (call me naive, but I honestly didn't expect people actually lied in court after swearing to tell the truth and nothing but the truth) . Anyway, I came to the conclusion that eating my emotions sounded the most appetizing.
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So I left my spot in the check-out line and didn't bat an eye as I calmly and collectively ordered more-than-17-and-less-than-19 bites of "Ahh...that's better".
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My emotions were delicious.
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Don't you judge me now.
