Tuesday, February 24, 2009

straightjacket special: Only 3 uneasy payments of your sanity + Shipping & Handling!

"Excuse me, do you have this in a medium?"

I figure I might as well order mine now, because one more night terror is going to send me to my padded cell, drooling the entire way.

I might be jumping the gun, viewing the cup half-empty (whatever you want to call it...I know it's cynical) but the hope we had that removing his tonsils would cure his night terrors is slipping more and more away with every passing night. How could I have been so stupid as to let myself feel so relieved? I'd actually convinced myself it was over. Looking back now, my naivete is practically laughable. I guess what they say is true: It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings.

Or curses.

Or yells.

Or checks herself into the loony-bin.

Where do I sign?

5 comments:

Aspen said...

Dang it! I was really hoping that it was going to work too. I don't know how you do it night after night.

Wonderland Pearls & Purses said...

awww, honey, i'm so sorry! let me know if there's anything i can do...?

Annie said...

I'm sorry, Hope! When I had my tonsils out it took a few months for the swelling and everything to go down and for it to feel like it had actually done something! Maybe it will still work out! Good luck!

Tif said...

I'm so sorry Hope. I was hoping this would be the end of it too. Hang in there. Wyatt is such a cute! He is worth it. Besides, it can't last forever. Right?!?!?!

LaFawnda said...

CRAP!!!
Can I give you a break when you are out here in March?

"The democracy will cease to exist when you TAKE AWAY from those who are willing to work AND GIVE to those who would not."



Thomas Jefferson