Friday, March 11, 2011

more Carsonisms

Carson: "Mom, when am I going to grow up? It's taking forever!"

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Carson: "Me and Wyatt are going to be on T.V. when we grow up."
Me: "Really? How?"
Carson: "Wyatt's going to be a football guy coach and you know that race car show Daddy watches [Nascar]? Well, I'm going to drive the race car on there."

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Carson: "Mom, you're pretty."
Me: "Thank you, Carson."
Carson: "I mean, your kind of pretty and your also kind of ugly, but you're more pretty than ugly."
Me: [SIGH.] "Thanks, Bud."
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7 comments:

Josephine said...

Oh I need a Carson!

LaFawnda said...

I'm so GLAD you're more pretty than ugly. WHEW!!

Stacy said...

This is hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing with the pretty and ugly conversation. It's so funny to hear what kids have to say! What a cute boy.

The Kings said...

your boys crack me up!

lisa louise said...

i think your more pretty then ugly too! hahaha

Wendy Kremin said...

I'm sure he meant that last one in the nicest way. :) So cute!

Rachel Nelson said...

Oh wow! I can't stop laughing! That is the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time!! At least you're more pretty than ugly!

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