Tonight Carson told me he wanted me to go to the store and buy a baby.
I asked him where?
He said matter-of-factly, "The baby store."
"I don't know if I can afford it - babies are expensive, you know."
"No they're not, Mom."
"Oh? Well how much do money do you think I'll need to buy one?"
"Hmmm...", he says tapping his head with his finger, "maybe two dollars?"