Sorry for cursing, but we have another blasted MOUSE!!!!!!! (If you recall, it was just over a year ago that we had the honor of hosting a furry friend for over a MONTH as it avoided our traps and snares.)
I found the disgusting signs in what seems to favored by the little rodents: the tupperware drawer in my island.
Once again I have hauled everything out of the island and put it up high on the kitchen table after I cleaned it all with bleach.
I will kill you.
I will kill you quickly.
And when you are dead I will not feel sorry for you. Oh, no! I will rejoice and do a happy dance. And once again I will be paranoid and Type-A about all exterior doors being left open for longer than a nano-second.
Brett: leave Vegas and come home now. This is MAN'S WORK.